PLOMP @ Artereal Gallery Louise Zhang
The Cosby Show | Season Five Opening Credits
The opening sequence in this season features the cast dancing on a veranda in Caribbean-style clothing, to music performed by the Oregon Symphony Orchestra. This opening credit sequence, choreographed by Geoffrey Holder, is the only one during the series’ entire run that featured the whole cast dancing together.
MY FAVORITE Cosby show opening ever !!
Wow..never knew that tidbit about the direction of this opening. Interesting!
Geoffrey Holder choreographed! wow!
Tempestt’s hair tho! I was awestruck cause we didn’t see natural hair like that on TV in the late 80’s…
Aries - you remind me of walking through a field of tall grass when the summer sun sets. i am allergic to grass and a lot of bugs are out and biting my legs and i hate this.
Taurus - you are a piping hot cup of coffee. you burn my tongue and i am sensitive to caffeine. you make me panic.
Gemini - you feel like christmas. you feel like christmas.
Cancer - you are what it feels like waking up to an open window and it is chilly and it’s been raining all night.
Leo - you are what it feels like to go from swimming in a pool to sitting in a hot tub and jumping back into a pool. at night. with the pool lights on.
Virgo - you are like middle school detention. a joke.
Libra - you feel like my fourth birthday when i got my first bike and my party was at a playground and nobody got hurt and i won the hot potato game.
Scorpio - you are the kind of person who has sex in the backseat of their grandparents car on easter morning.
Sagittarius - you feel like how it feels to write something in ink and not getting it smudged on the side of your hand. it’s immaculate.
Capricorn - you sound like an ice cream truck in the middle of july. my feet burn on the pavement but i want ice cream so bad that i don’t have time to put on shoes.
Aquarius - you taste like ocean.
Pisces - i hope you are like a dandelion the size of my palm. if i blow you, will you make my dreams come true?
cats are squishy cartoon friends that live in your house with you and do rad stunts. if they like you they vibrate at you very loudly. this is somehow a real animal
i take a lot more selfies than i ever post. (i’m cute)
ESTP: super attractive physically but it’s all downhill from there. never quite know what they’re going to do next but you can probably bet it will be irresponsible. somehow still lovable.
ESTJ: loud, logical, and get shit done — they are the warrior class of the life rpg. power stats make them unbeatable and if you encounter one, maybe just curl up and forfeit, to save time.
ESFP: giggly little shits. fun fun fun till her daddy takes the t-bird away. great for lifting your mood, not that great at lifting your credit score.
ESFJ: too appropriate, totally lacking in awkwardness. they’ll never forget your birthday, which will make you feel like shit when you constantly forget theirs.
ENTP: excellent companions if you enjoy people who instantly see through all your shit. very clever and very intuitive, you can’t fool them. i suggest you invest in other friends — ones you *can* fool.
ENTJ: impatient with people who make mistakes, namely, everyone. they’ll respect you if you stand up to them but why do that when you can run away instead. cuddle them and see what happens. i’m curious.
ENFP: too puppy to live. best suited for the profession of musical nanny. not advised for use around an open flame.
ENFJ: way too charming and capable, maybe they should stop making everyone else look bad. prone to making other people care about stuff they didn’t want to care about. so annoying.
ISTP: such butts. best suited for an apocalypse scenario, if no such scenario exists, they will create danger because they get bored. don’t encourage them, but don’t discourage them, as reverse psychology works too well.
ISTJ: low drama and low maintenance, best value at this price tier. best suited to actual human existence. least weird, which makes them kinda weird.
ISFP: squishy little darlings you might want to keep in your pocket, but please don’t or they will become forlorn. they notice everything, and it’s unnerving.
ISFJ: quietly and proudly do things for others. if you have a ring you need to deliver to mordor, take an ISFJ along with you for best results.
INTP: cute intergalactic spiders you want to hug and mistrust. prone to making you laugh but then days later you will wonder whether you were the butt of the joke.
INTJ: major dicks and kinda proud of it. prone to being right. prone to liking trance music way too much. all the ones i’ve ever met have been unexpectedly kinky. so i guess, expectedly.
INFP: they fall out of the sky and are raised by unicorns. if you feed one it will follow you home. they dissipate in water.
INFJ: chameleons appropriating your emotions and going quietly mad. prone to meltdowns and needing lots of naps.
the point of social activism isn’t equality or loving each other, it’s about breaking down dangerous power systems when are people gonna get this